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Years ago, Boochy Mama's founder Stacy worked for a summer or two at a goat farm 30 miles west of Toledo. The goat lady was also a kefir lady, and was also a kombucha lady. Stacy learned a few tricks from her about health, fermenting, goat rearing and how to be a badass. Take it or leave it, here's what she and her customers had to say. After all, kombucha is known as the “ancient elixir of life”!

1. Great beverage

2. Sense of well-being

3. Helps to relieve congestion in airways

4. Thicker hair

5. Energy boost

6. Straightened hair out

7. Very effective on all types of arthritis. Helps control joint pain and helps with the deformed joints of rheumatoid arthritis.

7a. Helps repair the cartilage damaged in Osteo-arthritis (if there is any present to build on)

7b. Helps Gout (crystal arthritis), breaks down the crystals removing pain and sensitivity

8. Great conversation piece

9. Kicked calcifying tendonitis

10. Helps with asthma and “hay-fever”

11. Has brought me into contact with some very caring people

12. Stress buster

13. Very calming

14. Increased sex drive

15. Regulates intestines

16. Cured candida albicans (yeast infection)

17. Aides digestion, prevents acid reflux

18. Addictive taste

19. Eliminates or reduces heat rash

20. Improved circulation/controlled venous stasis in shins

21. Clears and improves skin

22. Makes a good hair rinse

23. Redundant “Momma’s” (kombucha colonies) make good brass cleaners

24. Helped take the “scales” from a friend’s skin disorder

25. Makes a wonderful, soothing foot soak

26. Shrinking large fatty tumour

27. Flattening and fading old age carotene patches on the face

28. Stops severe menstrual cramps

29. Makes a wonderful facial

30. Made me much more mobile with my gout

31. Oncoming headlights do not bother me as much

32. Reduces/stabilizes blood pressure

33. Prevents and helps heal bladder infections

34. Eases carpal tunnel syndrome

35. Heals boils and staph infections on skin

36. Prevents oral canker sores

37. Prevents eczema and controls psoriasis

38. Household cleaner: cuts grease, cleans stoves, bathroom tiles, windows, copper

39. Hair and nails grow faster

40. Improved eyesight

41. More energy

42. Clears nail fungus and athlete’s foot

43. Improves the sense of well being for people with liver cancer

44. Helps an older woman feel and look younger

45. Helps arthritis sufferers

46. Cleanses toxins from the system

47. Soothes burns and sunburn

48. Takes the sting and swelling away from bee stings

49. Good underarm deodorant

50. For some people, eliminates desire for alcohol

51. Smashes flu and colds

52. Significant progress healing chapped lips from topical application of kombucha

53. Kombucha SCOBY makes great poultice

54. Removes rust

55. Restores natural hair color, including eyebrows, for some people

56. Improved eyesight and eliminated “floaters”

57. Insect repellent, mosquitoes and fleas

58. Smoothes out cellulite

59. Kombucha SCOBIES can be used as bandaids

60. Eliminates warts

61. Very good for some people with AIDS/HIV

62. Improved flexibility

63. Eliminates moles and age spots

64. Dried kombucha SCOBIES make great chew toys for animals

65. Rejuvenating effect

66. Use kombucha colonies as washcloths – good for your skin

67. Menopause problems disappeared, night sweats, bloating stomach, mood swings

68. Kombucha colonies blended with kombucha and sugar make great kombucha puree

69. I have noticed that kombucha makes me feel brighter in myself!

70. Kombucha gives long life and a merry heart!

71. Relieves anxiety

72. Takes away constipation and hemorrhoids

73. Normalizes sleep patterns

74. Takes away aches and pains

75. Great morning stimulant (no need for coffee)

76. Cuts need for some medications in half

77. Reduces or eliminates allergic symptoms

78. Athletes strength, stamina and recovery is much improved

79. Fibroids less painful

80. People begin taking responsibility for their own health

81. Removed scar tissue

82. Helped several people with digestive problems Chron’s disease and ulcerative colitis

83. Kombucha helps some with muscle aches and chronic fatigue

84. Sounder sleep

85. Clears mucus from bronchial passages

86. Helps with bee and jellyfish stings

87. Hepls resolve some prostate problems and difficulty with urination

88. The colony used on third degree burns forms a protective covering and greatly speeds healing and helps control pain

89. Colonies kept in the refrigerator can be used on any burn immediately

90. Help for hammer toes and bunions

91. Reverses the aging process

92. Helped keep my immune system strong

93. Prevented chronic fatigue syndrome outbreaks

94. Excellent for removing infection from the body

95. Use kombucha tea in place of wine or vinegar in salad dressing and marinade recipes